Morpheus XV – April 4th, 2016
Welcome back, CU! Morpheus hopes your Easter holiday was joyous! Morph is a jolly Catholic, and loves his fair share...
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Morpheus XV – March 18, 2016
Top of the mornin’, to ya! Morpheus is well into the Irish spirit after an evening spent with Erin Go-Bra-less,...
Morpheus Q. XVI – February 19th 2016
Happy Friday, CU! Morpheus is very excited for the upcoming weekend! Tonight, Morpheus is ready to attend the Mr. CUA...
Morpheus Q. XVI – February 12th 2016
Hello, lovers. Welcome to another week here at CU. This week is another one of Uncle Morph’s favorite weeks during...
Morpheus Q XVI – February 5th 2016
Hello, children, and welcome to another week here at CU! Morpheus genuinely hopes you all enjoyed your snow days, and...
Morpheus Q XVI – January 22, 2016
Welcome to another Friday, fellow Cardinals! Morpheus is overjoyed at the news of a snow day this Friday! Well, a...
Morpheus Q XVI – January 15, 2016
Oh, happy day! Not only is it a new semester here at CU, but The Tower has allotted column inches...
Morpheus Q XVI – December 11, 2015
Oh, Merry Christmas to all! A new football for little Johnny, and a new dolly for Mary Sue! A bike...
Morpheus Q XVI – December, 4 2015
Ho ho ho! (Not you, Miss.) The garland is up, the trees are lit, Christmas music is in the air,...
Morpheus Q XVI – November 20, 2015
Welcome to another chilly autumn week at CU. Morpheus is looking forward to gobble gobble day, anticipating heaping piles of mashed potatoes and flowing...
