Horoscopes For November -

By Lilly Murphy

This is an independently submitted op-ed and does not reflect the views of The Tower.

Your horoscope for the month of November:

Aries: There will be consequences for your actions over Halloweekend.

Taurus: IDK, figure your own life out. I’m not a fortune cookie, you know.

Gemini: Your Monday classes will be cancelled.

Cancer: CFA is going to mess up your next order :/

Leo: I know it’s fall but listening to Noah Kahan over and over again is not going to help your seasonal depression. Put on some Disney music and get yourself together.

Virgo: It’s coming. Be ready.

Libra: They’re going to text you.

Scorpio: You should text them.

Sagittarius: Your Halloween costume was totally super niche and creative while also being easily recognizable. Like I promise everyone thought it was so good and no one was confused or, heaven forbid, underwhelmed.

Capricorn: Try something new. It might not work out but it’s better than bed rotting right?

Aquarius: Bed rot. You deserve it.

Pisces: Fall allergies are going to hit you hard. Better start emailing your professors now.