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Happy April Fools! News CUA Announces It Will No Longer Have Any Professors in New Budget-Cutting Measure, Favors "Independently Driven"...
Month: April 2025
March 25 – March 31 Crime Blotter
Photo by Patrick D. Lewis By Patrick D. Lewis Information for this crime report is taken only from official CUA...
Where Do CUA Students Watch Sports Events in DC?
Image courtesy of In the Stands By Anthony Curioso In DC, there are many places to watch sporting events, and...
Rome School’s Production of La Bohème Expertly Blends New Voices with Seasoned Veterans
Image Courtesy of Patrick Ryan By Anthony Curioso In what is likely its final opera performance as an independent academic...
Death of a Unicorn Provides Some Bloody Good Fun
Image Courtesy of A24 By Luis Zonenberg With the month of April commemorating the halfway point to next Halloween, it...
The “Iceman” Himself, Val Kilmer, Has Passed Away at 65
Image Courtesy of NPR By Luis Zonenberg Continuing the mourning streak of Hollywood celebrities, we have yet another legend gone...