The Tower decided to revive an old classic piece of our history called “Morpheus.”
“Morpheus” was an anonymous gossip column from back in the days when The Tower advertised Camel cigarettes, wrote articles about Prohibition, and professionally played Ping Pong. Every year, the face of “Morpheus” changed with a new unknown author behind his mask.
This year, Morpheus is back from the dead. The Tower has a new anonymous writer, whose name will remain a secret to all.
Morpheus XV – April 4th, 2016
Welcome back, CU! Morpheus hopes your Easter holiday was joyous! Morph is a jolly Catholic,…
Morpheus XV – March 18, 2016
Top of the mornin’, to ya! Morpheus is well into the Irish spirit after an…
Morpheus Q. XVI – February 19th 2016
Happy Friday, CU! Morpheus is very excited for the upcoming weekend! Tonight, Morpheus is ready…
Morpheus Q. XVI – February 12th 2016
Hello, lovers. Welcome to another week here at CU. This week is another one of…
Morpheus Q XVI – February 5th 2016
Hello, children, and welcome to another week here at CU! Morpheus genuinely hopes you all…
Morpheus Q XVI – January 22, 2016
Welcome to another Friday, fellow Cardinals! Morpheus is overjoyed at the news of a snow…
Morpheus Q XVI – January 15, 2016
Oh, happy day! Not only is it a new semester here at CU, but The…
Morpheus Q XVI – December 11, 2015
Oh, Merry Christmas to all! A new football for little Johnny, and a new dolly…
Morpheus Q XVI – December, 4 2015
Ho ho ho! (Not you, Miss.) The garland is up, the trees are lit, Christmas…
Morpheus Q XVI – November 20, 2015
Welcome to another chilly autumn week at CU. Morpheus is looking forward to gobble gobble day, anticipating…
